odins-one-eyed-fuck:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

I’ve got
 image

and
 image

aint one

This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers

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thenemeton:

boys r so weak. boys r some pathetic shit. if u punch me in the boob my boob will still b able to sustain life for a new fuckin human. my boob can sustain the human race. if i kick u boys hard enough in the nuts u will never reproduce. ur genetic line is over bub. one well placed stiletto and u are getting shitty half-assed boners and no babies 4 life. who has the power son. who owns u. girls own u. i own u punk. sit down

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beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

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grimmbutt:

'I Don't Know What I Did But It Worked' — A thrilling story about my academic life

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fvckinbren:


I want this on my blog always.
  • teacher: where is your homework
  • me: queued

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